Doug, what's your bid on the BBQ (and "OMGWTF" hopefully won't be part of it).

I'll bid $1250

Twelve-fiddy. Dean?

$2,250.

Twenty-one fifty. And Chico...

$1695, Chris!

One-six-niner-five.

The actual retail price is...

...One thousand eight-hundred ninety-nine! Chico! Get up here, pal!