It's a clock...it's a table...AND a dessert topping! OK, maybe not the last one. Doug, please bid:

I'll try again and put the whammy on this one -- 740

Seven-fourty. Dean?:

Wow, that's big. $1,299.

Twelve-ninety-nine.

The ac...

BZZZ! BZZZ! BZZZ!

Uh-huh...looks like you both overbid. I'm sure this never happened on NPIR before...but, then again, Jay's NPIR never had just TWO bidders. The lower bid is $740. So bid again...and go lower than $740. Doug?

$500

Five-hundred even. Dean?

$699

Six-nine-nine.

The ac...(pause)...just making sure...actual retail price...

Six-seven-five! Doug! Get on up here, former Olsen/Roddy/Richardson/Fields-wannabe!