
OK, let's get to question B.
What have we here? Ah, this is from Mr. MindBenders, Tom Hornikel, everybody.
(applause for Tom)
Let's see what he's got for us...ah, speaking of cars...:
SETH SAID, "THAT SLICK USED CAR SALESMAN GOT THE BEST OF ME. HE TOLD ME THE CAR I BOUGHT WAS OWNED BY A LITTLE OLD GRANDMOTHER. THAT WAS TRUE. IT WAS OWNED BY _____'S GRANDMOTHER!" |
(Match Game "cowbell" music plays)
By the way, we graciously thank the Morris non-brothers for the use of their music cues...
(audience applause)





All right...everbody's in. Tom, you answer first. "Seth said, 'That slick used car salesman got the best of me. He told me the car I bought was owned by a little old grandmother. That was true. It was owned by <<BLANK>>'s Grandmother!'"
Open the pages of CAR & DRIVER, and you will see her Grandma's wrinkled up car STRIPPED BARE...
LINDSAY LOHAN |
(audience lightly applauds)
Y'know...I can just SEE Lindsay's grandma driving Herbie. (audience chuckles) Let's see if anyone matches you. Doug, let's start with you.
Sounds like it was a compact car -- which was owned by the grandmother of...
VERNE TROYER |
A.K.A. MINI-ME |
FROM THE |
"AUSTIN POWERS" MOVIES |
(BZZZ! audience applauds)
Well,...that WOULD be a "little old grandmother". Jay?
I may have focused on the wrong word in the question but I'll say
DANNY DeVITO |
(BZZZ! audience applauds)
I think you focused on the SAME word as Doug. Down to the bottom row. Ryan, 'That slick used car salesman got the best of me. He told me the car I bought was owned by a little old grandmother. That was true. It was owned by <<BLANK>>'s Grandmother!'"
(Ryan turns the card over)
JEFF GORDON'S |
(BZZZ! audience lightly applauds)
Okay. Moving on...Chico?
I'm going to need a judge's ruling... If these two were married, it's a real genius of an answer. If not, then I'm just going to look like a dunderhead again.
BONNIE & CLYDE |
I think the judge said you didn't match...and the audience doesn't think you'll match anyone ELSE. Let's see if Dean can prove me wrong.
Umm...
OSAMA BIN LADEN |
(BZZZ! audience lightly laughs)
Well,...yeah...though I don't think Seth would've been alive if it was a car bomb. Interesting answers from Dean, to say the least...but NO matches. Let's recap:





Looks to me like typical "Round 1" scores. Jay, Ryan and Chico still with two. "Round 2" coming soon. But, first, we have a little business with you, the "Home Viewer".