We're back...and it's time for "Round 2". (presses toaster button) BING!
And...I'm gonna go with "B" this time. And...this one is from the twisted mind of one Chico Alexander, Mr. FastTalkers.
(applause for Chico)
And...(reads it to himself)...oy...I don't know where your mind went, Chico. In fact...I don't WANNA know! OK, here goes nada...:
HOPALONG CRASSIDY IS THE WORLD'S STRANGEST COWBOY... I ASKED HIM WHERE HIS SIX-SHOOTER WAS, AND HE SHOWED ME HIS _____!
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(audience laughs as Match Game "changing keys" think music plays)
Dean: Get the censors ready, Chris.
They've been on alert all night. Just...waiting on Tom...
OK, all are locked...here goes nothing. Chico, "Hopalong Crassidy is the world's strangest cowboy... I asked him where his six-shooter was, and he showed me his..."
Surprisingly, Wolvie, it did not go THERE...
(laughs and applause)
Hmmm...now THAT's original. Wouldn't've thought of that. Let's see if anyone else did. Doug...
Hopalong probably spent too much time in the saloon. New shooter, comin' out...
(BZZZ! audience applauds)
I get it. "Six-shooter"...six-sided die. Nice! But...not a match. Jay...
This show has taken a fast turn south. Allow me to channel the ghost of Nell Carter...
(BZZZ! audience applauds)
THAT'S what I thought the "definitive answer" would be! THAT'S why I was so worried! Well,...it's out there now...let's see if it matches. Tom...
That Hopalong Crassidy really is strange. But I choose not to be crass with my answer. No. I'm going with a traditional Match Game answer...
(BZZZ! audience awws)
Right area...wrong side. OK, Ryan..."Hopalong Crassidy is the world's strangest cowboy... I asked him where his six-shooter was, and he showed me his..."
(BZZZ! audience laughs lightly)
That WOULD be a strange weapon. Finally, Dean...
A very special firearm that gives new meaning to "shooting blanks," his...
If you know what I mean...and I think you do.
I do...but does the judge? How about it, judge?
(DING! audience applause)
MATCH! You matched Jay, which means you and him get a point, meaning...
DICE CUBE | PEE-PEE | BUNS
SLINGSHOT | SHOT GLASS | "REVOLVER"
...Jay is now AHEAD with three points. Let's see how you do with the next question.
On to Question 4
