OK, now to "A"...And the next question...comes from one of the "master of the squares", Ryan Morris.
(applause for Ryan)
Here we go:
MILEY CYRUS SAID, "I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED DUMB DORA TO BE MY DOUBLE FOR MY RECENT TOUR. INSTEAD OF COMING OUT DRESSED AS HANNAH MONTANA, SHE CAME OUT DRESSED AS _____!" |
(audience laughs as Match Game "synth vamp" think music plays)
OK, all are in. Ryan, "Miley Cyrus said, 'I knew we shouldn't have hired Dumb Dora to be my double for my recent tour. Instead of coming out dressed as Hannah Montana, she came out dressed as...'"
(Ryan turns the card)
JOE MONTANA |
(laughs and applause)
JOE Montana. VERY good! Uh,...you don't talk all that much, do you, Ryan? Doug, is he like this all the time on your portion of the show? Ah, never mind. Did you match "Joe Montana"?
Number 16 in your program, number 1 in your heart.
JOE MONTANA |
MATCH! You're on the board at last! Let's see about Jay...
The other Disney Channel newsmaker?
JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS |
(BZZZ! audience applauds)
Well, that's a GOOD answer, I'll give that to ya. But...I thought Spears was on a Nickelodeon show. Ah, well. Over to Tom...
Of course, it's every teenage girl's dream to be mistakenly identifed with...
JOE MONTANA |
MATCH! You're on the board, Tom, with at least two points. Now...down to Chico. "Miley Cyrus said, 'I knew we shouldn't have hired Dumb Dora to be my double for my recent tour. Instead of coming out dressed as Hannah Montana, she came out dressed as...'"
MY FATHER |
(BZZZ! audience starts to boo)
That's "Nashville Star", coming this summer... Check your datebooks. Heh.
I think it's safe to say that we've had MORE than enough out of Billy Ray. Dean, whatcha got?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 3-time Super Bowl MVP...
JOE MONTANA |
MATCH! Now...MY answer would've been the STATE of Montana! I think that would've been...
(BZZZ! audience laughs)
Oh, who asked YOU?! Great round, everybody! Four matches. Doug, Tom, Ryan and Dean each get three points...which changes the landscape dramatically as we recap:
Jay has slipped from first to a tie for third and Ryan has taken the lead. "Third round" coming up right after these words from our sponcers.