And "B" nets us...well, if you don't know by now, you REALLY haven't been watching! We're down to Dean Scungio, Mr. "Net Deal or No Deal" himself!

(applause for Dean)

And his question reads as follows:

BOB SAID, "I'M SO GLAD THAT THE WRITER'S STRIKE IS OVER. I HEARD THE NETWORKS WERE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS FOR REPLACEMENT SHOWS. FOX WAS ABOUT TO DEBUT A NEW EXPLOITATIVE BIG-MONEY GAME SHOW CALLED, 'GUESS MY ____!'"

(audience laughs as Match Game "changing keys" think music plays)

OK, waiting on Tom...

(music continues)

Uh,...Tom? WAKE UP!

(Tom is startled...)

Let's get busy, Tom. "I'm so glad that the writer's strike is over. I heard the networks were running out of ideas for replacement shows. FOX was about to debut a new exploitative big-money game show called, 'Guess My <<BLANK>>!'"

(Tom nods and writes something down...)


We're ready now. Dean...Bob said, "I'm so glad that the writer's strike is over. I heard the networks were running out of ideas for replacement shows. FOX was about to debut a new exploitative big-money game show called, 'Guess My...'"

I just hope this matches someone, Chris. It's the complete opposite of "The Biggest Loser," "Guess My..."

WEIGHT

(laughs and applause)

Does seem to be a definitive answer...but we've SEEN how well "definitive answers" have gone so far. Doug-M-Doug, whatcha say?

It's a throwback to a scene from a Woody Allen movie...

PERVERSION

(BZZZ! audience applauds)

Must be an OLD Woody Allen film. But, wait...that describes most EVERY Woody Allen film. Jay, how about it?

I had two answers but I'll say.

DISEASE

(BZZZ! audience boos)

Uh...perhaps you shoulda went with the second one. Tom...I hope this is worth the wait.

Sorry...With the foreclosure crisis...how about...

CREDIT SCORE

(BZZZ! audience boos)

Oh, now WAIT a second, folks! That's almost as impossible as "Amnesia!" is! (crowd laughs) Alrighty...down to Ryan..."I'm so glad that the writer's strike is over. I heard the networks were running out of ideas for replacement shows. FOX was about to debut a new exploitative big-money game show called, 'Guess My...'" what?

The show is based on the...

(Chris slips of the bottom row, startled. He gets up.)

Oh,...sorry, Ryan. The sudden speech startled me. (audience laughs) Go ahead...

The show is based on the great sketch from the Woody Allen film, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)". Guess My...

PERVERSION

(DING! audience applause)

The Morris non-brothers match! That furthers Ryan's lead. Let's see if Chico can match...

I honestly think we shouldn't be giving Mike Darnell any ideas.

AGE

(BZZZ! audience laughs)

I agree with that, Chico. Well, let's recap...:


PERVERSION | DISEASE | CREDIT SCORE
PERVERSION | AGE | WEIGHT

Ryan currently leads with six, Doug and Dean in second. We'll be back with our final round after this...

On to the Bonus Question